And why, pray tell, will he be needing immunity if he won’t be doing anything wrong?

I won’t be satisfied til tourism is at 0

Might as well get it overwith. Now, let’s call all the people who said he’s only against ILLEGAL immigration

Who is our mojo supplier?

Make Halloween great again by throwing that pumpkin at a wall at a speed of 330 knots

THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!

The World Cup is gonna be a shitshow if it isn’t canceled altogether

Yes, I support it. Science has shown the government can afford it and it will save them money in the long run. If society has the resources to ensure everyone’s basic needs are met, do it.

The argument against it is that people won’t work if they aren’t forced to. I think people want to work. This would enable people to have their basic needs met first so they can build a career comfortably.

I believe it should happen and I believe it eventually will happen in Canada, but it will take a lot longer than it should.

Does Trump have an arrest warrant yet?

I hope that immediately following his death, YouTube, Spotify, and Apple searches for “ding dong the with is dead” and “no one mourns the wicked” skyrocket. Those songs should just immediately start playing on every phone when the news breaks

I’m gonna get drunk and listen to “ding dong the witch is dead” and “no one mourns the wicked”

How dare they make him look bad by repeating what he is saying!

I’d really love it if the next bit of news I hear about Trump is that he is dead, under arrest, or resigning

THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

the right wing just doesn’t want minorities to have anything good. It isn’t that they think being inclusive somehow impedes on their rights, they just think inclusion is bad on principle

I don’t think the Bible actually says that, but it would be funny

Yeah, apparently there was a Supreme Court case about whether tomatoes would be taxed as a fruit or vegetable

Yeah, it’s hard to get politicians to change the system that got them voted in. Australia has ranked choice voting. I wish we had that in Canada. One of Justin Trudeau’s campaign promises was to change the voting system but that didn’t end up happening

“I shouldn’t be president if I’m not as talented as Jimmy Kimmel”- Donald Trump

It would be hilarious if it wasn’t so frightening. He wants to make it a criminal offense, punishable by execution, to say anything that makes him look bad

Oddly specific