satire, obviously…
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“I own a Gauss rifle for home defense, since that’s what the founding Triarchs intended.”
“I own”
The state security services have found that you have stolen government property in your possession, you are being sent to the Gulag.
Yeah idk I feel like this copypasta loses a lot of steam when it’s separated from its satire of the 2nd amendment
The comrade is dead.
I once fired one of these monsters near Minsk in a park called Stalin Line. It set off car alarms over 50m away.