“Shitter’s full!”

By Riker’s beard, that was bad.

Got any more?

Steve Jobs: “…And here it is.”

Bob Dylan starts playing

Then everyone would be required by law to address the elephant in the room.

Is that Selena Gomez?

If gamers can navigate Xbox -> Xbox 360 -> Xbox One -> Xbox X -> Xbox S, I think they can figure out Switch 2.

The 2010s were saturated with the Apple v. Samsung trials.

They coming back for seconds?

“Found them?? This is Northern England! African ceremonial garments are tropical.”

The Burger King closest to me once had a 20 minute line to wait another 15 minutes for the food.

“Fast food” is still relatively cheap in Japan, and me and my son like the taste of Burger King, but that was ridiculous.

And it wasn’t even a staff issue, there were eight people back there running around like chickens with their heads cut off.

“!!!YYYYYYYYYYYTIRALOP EHT DETREVNI I”

Once, I was given a real menu and then told to use the QR code to place an order.

I said, “No.”

“But you have to.”

“Haha, no.”

I showed her what I wanted and put the menu back in her hands. She left dejected and returned wordlessly with my food.

Don’t be a technocrat when I’m hungry.

An app which is just a webview of the site.

“I INVERTED THE POLARITYYYYYYYYYYY!!!”

I remember finding out that the code for a copy of Microsoft Bookshelf that came with a computer also activated a full retail copy of Office 97 when I lost that code. It wasn’t even the same length.

My first thought was also Spider-man, but Holland trying to hold the ferry together.

On one hand, it’s trying to eat Beverly. On the other hand it has such a cute smile.

Jesus is always showing off his backgrounds.

A swastika has more polygons than the Cybertruck.