“EARTH!”
“FIRE!”
“WIND!”
“WATER!”
“MCDONALD’S!”
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Dukat, trying to marry Winn in time to overthrow Bajor: “GET ON WITH IT!”
This is almost as good as:
9·15 hours agoOne Took to teamkill them all.
Except now it’s a real rack of ribs.
Hey, that’s Malaysia. I used to walk around Selemat Datang. I probably went to that store while it was still open.
Before the modern web, before Wikipedia, before pocket computers, Encarta was the shit!
Replicator phaser: “Where are you?”
Now you’re involuntarily peeing into a bag.
9·2 days agoThere are those that call him……… Tim?
14·2 days agoOh, well if the vandals say it then it must be true.
3·2 days agoDaisy is kinda jacked.
6·2 days agoGrok would be so much better if it trained on episodes of Futurama.
Amity eating popcorn while the masseuse gives Luz a concussion with a folding chair
Pull a Mon Mothma and make them want to kill the transmission mid-show.
8·2 days agoWives of leaders killing the leader to take their power are the fastest, least-complicated coups in history.
The first picture, with the taped-on mouths.
Worf: “Get away from me, witch!”
Alexander: “I’m not witch, I’m your son!”