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No appreciation for some top notch burgerpunk. Smdh
I’m glad it’s Florida winter here finally. There’s plenty of nature and trails where I’m at but none of it is enjoyable when it’s boiling outside with a 118F heat index with mosquitoes from the swamps that are 5x larger than normal and attacking from all angles.
I hate this accursed concrete jungle that I live in.
Go outside.
No McDonald’s to freeze next to.
Nothing, for miles.
Just red dirt.
It’s cold, and all I can grow is
P O T A T O
Idaho?
Whodaho?
Udaho!
Ride transit to nature! shows a route with like 8 transfers that takes 4 hours each way
Well drive! shows gas a 4$+ a gallon
Is that… About $1/liter? That’s amazing. We paid almost $2 in the pandemic, now it’s round 1.5.
Yes, American gas is heavily subsidised.
Bonus there is no sidewalk.
You get 8 seconds to cross eight lanes of traffic.
Wow, what year is that picture from, McDonald’s with a playplace?! We wish things were as nice as they were then
Kids these days will never get to experience the bliss of wading through a pit of plastic balls that all smell vaguely of piss.
I’ve heard of these things from a documentary from that era called Mac and Me. I think they also routinely held something called a “birthday party” at them. Unfortunately there are no physical records to confirm that I am aware of.
Norm?
I make floor pads for the company that builds the playlands. They still exist, in Canada at least. I sent a whole bunch to Puerto Rico after the hurricane, but they were for Burger King.
Wait…there is a physical grindr app?
Yup! You just fill out the paperwork with a pen.
There used to be, it was at the end of the paths under that one bridge in your city, but it’s just a homeless encampment now.
What do you think truck stop bathrooms are for?
My favorite game to play on river walks near my home (it’s really a canal) is to count syringes and naked body parts.
Total dismemberment you say
Less gore; more sex and feces.
I wish america was this dense, going outside means either I get to see my speedometer for 2/3 of the trip or endless lawns, endless car noise and emission, with endless political signage that all looks the same.
