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Don’t tell OP about tomatos…

This is why it’s better to die and become a ghost and haunt a place.

Who needs to be 93? Especially in THIS timeline.

What’s the bounty? Meme coins? A “golden” trophy?

Trust me, the bounty for not being a worthless skinbag is better than supporting those fuckwitted asshats.

Bouncy skull is number one?

Putin is really good at avoiding high windows, apparently.

Go outside.

No McDonald’s to freeze next to.

Nothing, for miles.

Just red dirt.

It’s cold, and all I can grow is

P O T A T O

Park on the sidewalk & I will use your car as a sidewalk.

He looks like JJ Abrams tried to create a new villain for Star Wars (that serves on the Jedi council) but when he looks in the mirror, he secretly cackles.

Sounds interesting, I’ll check it out.

Aye!!!

Go figure, the fat fuck that wears a girdle and stilts and paints himself orange and has a vagina for a neck doesn’t have good taste…

Maybe it’s not even up to him to decide. Oh well. He did. Now we have more ugly. He makes everything smell like farts.

Gold is tacky as fuck and that dude wouldn’t know good taste even if it was sold at the bottom of a ketchup bottle.

Lincoln’s ghost will push a bitch.

Everything is owned by a few corporations operating umbrella companies that make up the illusion of competition

Next up: Nintendo tries to patent jumping; citing Mario

Title should read:

#Chipotle goes under after last willing customer cratered pants after eating Chipotle

I know enough about cruise ships to know this smells fishy.

She probably died on board and they left her on an island as a cover up. They have been known to do weird stuff such as storing bodies in freezers along with food. There’s weird protocol and much legal work. Scandalous. Don’t be old on a cruise ship, fo sho

Dying at 80 is a privilege, let’s just hope it wasn’t painful.

Best I can do is she died on top and the wind blew her over the edge.