Also, just a general “fuck the job search” from me.

  • markstos@lemmy.world
    66·
    6 days ago

    Nobody is talking about the “3996 characters left”.

    That’s room for a novel of positivity.

    • Ludicrous0251@piefed.zipEnglish
      22·
      6 days ago

      This is the one and only use for ChatGPT - a polite fuck you to whoever thought a 50-4000 character limit was appropriate for a yes/no question.

    • syreus@lemmy.world
      3·
      6 days ago

      If there are 10 of those fields you could fit the whole script of The Bee Movie[2007].

    • ikidd@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2·
      5 days ago

      17 pieces of flair is just the minimum, but a real team member goes for more.

    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldEnglish
      27·
      6 days ago

      Yeah, OP, it’s just that easy; like this:

      Whoa, WHO getting 🔫SHOOTED💦 like that? 🫦It’s Charlie Kirk 🍆👓, the SEXY little conservative taking a hot long DICK 😍🍆 right in his 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀able face 🍑, am I right? 😂 Hot and STEAMY💦 with a side of GUSHING! 💦😋 Time to call the AMBULANCE🏥⁉️ but first LETS DRIP 💦 that sweet, messy blood 🩸 on the floor like a freshly SPLATTERED 🍅sauce! 🍅💦🍆🍑💦💋, always preaching 🍗 about his FAVORITE policies 📰, finally getting his mouth hole STUFFED 👅🍌 we know he’s just trying to get that HARDCORE applause 👏💦 from the crowd, while secretly wanting to DICK-tate some sweet ASS 🍑! With his hands on the podium 👐🏻, he’s got those CUM-suming ideas 💭💦💦 that make people go spewing 🗣️ like they just saw the hottest Twerk dance! 🍑💃💦 Now send this to 6️⃣ of your most HORNIEST friends 🥵💌 or else you’ll be money shotted next 💰🔫 👅💋💦

    • Ephera@lemmy.mlEnglish
      7·
      6 days ago

      These bad boys are really great: 🧑🏼‍🤝‍🧑🏿

      It has to encode the skin color and gender and that it is two persons and that all of that needs to be joined together. Or in other words:

      Screenshot from a website, which counts a single emoji as 12 characters or as 26 bytes.

  • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
    16·
    6 days ago

    In short, I would have to say “yes, I’m applying for the full-time role” - though as you have 5000 characters available for this answer, I imagine you want a more thorough response to this question. Let’s start from the beginning:

    In… West Philadelphia, born and raised […]

    • mormegil@programming.dev
      2·
      3 days ago

      Well, let’s see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes.

  • edgemaster72@lemmy.worldEnglish
    3·
    6 days ago
    Yes:

    Frodo
    Samwise
    Merry
    Pippin
    Gandalf
    Bilbo
    Aragorn Boromir
    Faramir
    Legolas
    Gimli
    Elrond
    Galadriel
    Arwen
    Eowyn
    Denethor
    Eomer
    Gollum
    Saruman
    Sauron

    Luke
    Leia
    Han
    Chewbacca
    C-3P0
    R2-D2
    Obi-Wan Kenobi
    Darth Vader
    Emperor Palpatine
    Lando
    Grand Moff Tarkin
    Yoda
    Sebulba Darth Maul Jar-Jar Binks Mace Windu

    Kirk
    Spock
    Bones
    Scotty
    Uhura
    Sulu
    Chekov

    Picard
    Riker
    Data
    Geordi
    Worf
    Dr. Crusher
    Troi Guinan