the answers are here! did you get them right???
Why was the library (OR dictionary) in the sky?
So you can look UP words in it!
(Actual Laffy taffy joke i got many years ago)
What’s a ship that never sinks? Friendship!
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my friends said they didn’t want to talk to me anymore after 3 years of friendship.
the reason why?
they were mad at me for bringing one of my excellent novels, Naruto, to our lunch. I spent all of it engrossed in my book instead of talking to them, whom I see almost every. single. DAY. ok, fine, Naruto is like a teen book, but whatever! its awesome!!!
Ok real shit though Naruto is awesome. NTA
hear me out…
Kabuto but orochimaru forum
You’re better off without them, real friends wouldn’t cut off a relationship just because of different tastes in literature.
to be fair, I promised not to bring a book to our lunch hangouts… plus, I don’t think it was the book… maybe it was the week before when I showed up to one of their birthday parties late and kinda drunk…
How much taffy did you eat??
two
there’s two on each wrapper
Push it down a mountain? How tf are you supposed to get that?
it was on the wrapper!
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
this is actually a setup for a dirty joke
no idea
Jelly goes wibble wobble, while jam goes on toast.
Basically, jelly is made from strained fruit juice and jam contains crushed or chopped fruit. It’s mostly a textural difference, although jam will potentially have more fiber.
Geographic location.
