You don’t know about the incident? Have you been locked in some sort of vault or something?

We use communal toilet brushes instead of paper, it’s hard trying to find paper after the incident.

I had one once, always made my favourite meal perfectly.

I do, but I will kill you if you get too close to it.

AMA: I’m the leader of a group of roaming wasteland raiders, ask me anything!

You got it spot on!

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Why does she need to say that?

Hillary: everyones talking about Bill again, I’m gonna make them talk about me!

I made my dad throw a huge tantrum over me wanting a transparent pink glittery case for my Nokia 3310, no son of mines gonna wear pink, I rocked that glittery pink cover for months before it broke.

Because if people worked out that most people are decent human beings, they wouldn’t be able to fear monger with their police propaganda puff pieces.

Fuck I love that man.

Man those old wrestlers be saying some wild shit this week, Ric and this bullshit and then Brett and his story about Vince and Shawn being lovers.

There’s an interview where you see Trey snap back to reality remember he’s high and snap back, it’s one of those “cheer me up” videos.

Green d or i you nglish.

Big tiddy Gothaclypse!

Seeing him with that moustache, if we dressed him in yellow and purple, he’d make a wicked Wario.

Well, we can send them back with a note saying " Sorry, no thank you, we already have one of these."

Fuck yeah I do, but I’m not dumb enough to say them online.

So we take the vampire slurry and put them into seperate jars, so even if they could solidify, they would be in parts and we could easily secure them in seperate parts of the world, or hell, shoot the jars into space, make them another planets problem.

Can you beat the Aggro Crag?