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JonsJava@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前

Bald eagle thought to be injured later deemed "too fat to fly"

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Bald eagle thought to be injured later deemed "too fat to fly"

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JonsJava@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前
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Dickerson Park Zoo x-rays show evidence of raccoon roadkill inside the bird's stomach.
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    TLDR; he ate a racoon.

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      I would welcome this reply in any thread. And from now on I expect to see it in every thread.

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        I hope to see it in the thread after the presidential debate.

        TL;DR he ate a racoon

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        Be the change you want to see in this world.

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          You’re right. This is my calling…

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        While it is nice, I hesitated. This seems to be an independent site, and if their revenue model is visits/ads, I dont really want to take away from them.

        That being said, for this one I felt like the headline was too clickbaity.

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      This could also be a convincing headline about RFK Jr

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        Post it!

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