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- aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
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- aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
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I didn’t know a mime getting hanged was in the Bible. Gotta feel bad for the French even their god hates them.
If you need pyrotechnics to sell compassion, maybe the priorities are backwards.
Kinda unrelated, but I got a place on my church’s theater. I’m gonna act as an angel. Hope they won’t put me flying like this.
Angel of …?
/s
Dunno. Pratices are tomorrow, will update you by message when I get it.
I want an angel play update, too. Sounds fun!
Okay, notef.
Panem & circenses…
What a golden calf.
But only by suffering enough will the poor be worthy. Then they’ll magically lift themselves up out of poverty.
So heap suffering on them!
Oh look, I guess they were never worthy…
“Christians”: Put Christ back in Christmas!!!
Also “Christians”: More flying elves, and the magical reindeer’s nose needs to shine brighter!
hmu if you’re looking for tickets to a showing
Most of them lost the vision eons ago
They turned the church into a circus.
Do they still give out bread tho?
That’s communism. Supply side Jesus says no.
Very fun read, thanks!
Indeed! Supply Side Jesus is one of my favorite webcomics.
Putting up a literal show for the believers. Look at the shiny thing, and give us money!
Church is just another form of entertainment for Americans.
When American Christians get to the afterlife and meet god …
They wouldn’t get to meet God. They’d go straight to hell.
Not a fan of the trope of having to wait to see saint Peter before getting thrown into the pits?
I think God would want to meet them just to see the look on their face when he told them they were going to hell.
Fitting since he belongs there himself
It not like this fly over system costs very much. Compared to the huge building and technology they install. I am fully against Church and religion in general, but flying Santa isn’t too spectacular. The private jets, buildings the size of Amazon warehouses that actually cost…
Maybe, but the small things do add up. Insurance rate increases due to high risk aerial performances, coordinator/safety team, etc.
You’re funny thinking they pay for any of that.
Why pay for insurance, if you can pray for protection, right?
These people are all damned to Hell.
They are creating it on Earth.
So make sure when you say you’re in it but not of it
You’re not helping to make this earth a place sometimes called Hell
Change your words into truths and then change that truth into love
And maybe our children’s grandchildren And their great-great grandchildren will tell
What if they were already sent to help for their sins, and this is it, but they don’t realise it?
And somehow Palpatine returned.
