if (product.evil >= product.quality + (product.quality - competition.quality)) {
  boycott(product);
}

They thought it was only going to be about taxes and regulations…

They only care about state’s rights, when they’re not in power…

Finally, I can fit a single classname and a method call on the same line in Java!

I have a feeling that their strategists might also take money from the republicans…

It’ll be hard since the techbro billionaires are controlling the more mainstream social media platforms, but once things are falling apart on their ends, things will turn to the better.

And want to allow cishet white christian men to sue employers that didn’t hire them instead of someone more marginalized.

That’s just to cover up their obvious racism. If you interrogate them the right way, they eventually spit it out, although in a less coded way.

Congratulations!

What manga?

EDIT: Oh, I see now…

That’s not how you do “Netbeans”! Also Java bad!

Remember, Zucc was a big sponsor of the TikTok ban!

After Genocide Joe and Holocaust Harris, we have Destroying Donnie. Too bad #destroyingdonnie won’t be amplified by Xitter like the previous two was, to try to sway voters.

Next time, his special interest will be swastikas instead of X-es. (I prefer the Greek alphabet, planets, and moons for naming things)

This reply made me laugh more than that joke ever did.

“Fruit” within culinary is usually applied to “sweeter” forms of fruits, and the more savory forms usually get called “vegetable” instead regardless of being botanically called fruits or not.

Nonono, you don’t understand.

Ivermectin is such a wonderful medicine, it heals and protects the car you drive. In fact it’ll heal and protect people around you (they still need to take the horse dewormer though for maximum effect).

The bots will do all the fun stuff, so humans can work 12-16 hour ultra-hardcore shifts in factories owned by the American oligarchs.

And as more progressive-leaning people showed their distaste for GenAI, Meta started to moderate hate speech even less on its platforms, pushed the right even more, etc.

Translated Hungarian joke:

The Székely and his son go into the forest to cut trees. When cutting a tree, the son says:

“Goodbye, my beloved father.”

“Why are you saying a farewell to me?”, asks the Székely.

“Because the tree is falling on you.”