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🃏Joker@sh.itjust.works to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

Do as I say, or else

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Do as I say, or else

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🃏Joker@sh.itjust.works to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Raylon@lemmy.world
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    Anyone who knows Von Leyens carrer should know it will go more like this:

    Von Leyen: “How much will you pay me and my family to do that?”

    Musk: “X amount”

    Von Leyen: “Consider it done.”

    Von Leyens picture should be in the wikipedia entry for “failing upwards”

  • ASDraptor@lemmy.autism.place
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    Consider owning anything Musk a risk for your own safety.

  • pipe01@programming.dev
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    OWNED 😳😳👍👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Taleya@aussie.zone
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    Bold of you to assume he’s that coherent

  • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Y’all forgot he got his daddy trump to literally make you dead with an “Official Act”

  • MNByChoice@midwest.social
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    Was this a real conversation?

    • huginn@feddit.it
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      This is very clearly fake

      • hate2bme@lemmy.world
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        But it’s on the Internet

        • huginn@feddit.it
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          Are you telling me people would just go on the Internet and lie?

      • njm1314@lemmy.world
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        It’s very clearly satirical.

        • huginn@feddit.it
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          Yes, which also means it’s fake

          • njm1314@lemmy.world
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            Yeah, but a little bit of a different connotation I’d say.

      • MNByChoice@midwest.social
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        It could have been spoken, and transcribed.

        • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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          Maybe on Planet Looney Tunes

          … right OK I see your point! 😉

          • MNByChoice@midwest.social
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            😄

        • fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Have you ever seen musk get to the point that concisely without stammering for half an hour?

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