I’m guessing either a new batch of “nation building” tariffs or the announcement of more countries being banned from entering the US.
My bet’s on airstrikes on Venezuela – they already announced a full sea blockade …
That announcement will come seconds before the first strike for sure
You misspelled “after”
I was on the fence about that lol. I figured it would be something like:
T: were doing a special military operation in Venezuela. (Bombs drop after the word Venezuela is said)
It’ll start out with some heinous shit they’re going to do, but devolve into long rambling about how awesome Trump is, plus random moaning about his ‘enemies’.
That’s just a normal Tuesday
ITT: nobody with any serious predictions (other than Venezuela)
It could also be a purge of “antifa terrorists” (read: murdering all his political enemies, plus pogroms against trans people, Muslims, etc.). It’s only a matter of time, at this point.
He’s doing the best job ever is going to be the jist.
Inflation is over. World peace achieved. All Americans rich.
But somehow evil Democrats are trying to murder angelic Republicans.
He’ll announce the country he’s going to bomb next (to avoid the Epstein/drumpf files.
Then the ugly clown will announce Democrats are terrorists and illegal. Something stupid like that.
After that, he’ll ramble on nonsensically, shit himself, and have to be escorted away as his dementia state begins to creep everyone out…
anything to divert attention away from his pedophilia habit
I mean a truth social posts talks about wanting to get land back from venezuela that they stole from us so im not sure I can think of anything crazier but im sure he will come through in his usual terrifying stupidity.
In any case, it’ll make an SNL cold open look sane by comparison.
I voted for Trump because he’s the ONLY Person who could Keep the US OUT of War! And I’ll vote for him a THIRD Term because he’s the ONLY Person who could End the War that HE Started!
-Literally EVERY SINGLE REPUBLICAN VOTER!
Look he already ended … seven? eight? wars, so now he gets to start a new one, as a treat.
He’s like me when I stuck to my diet for a whole week so I deserve these 24 buffalo wings.
Ridiculous I can live with. But announcements like this usually end up with more people dying.
Wasn’t he due for a top off of his totally not antidementia meds? It’s funny how an address to the nation is right after that.
“I’m starting an unprovoked war to distract from the fact that I repeatedly raped children.”
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