Epic News called it: https://youtu.be/wCdQ3O968N4

Oh no, he just brought in “his” accountants that not only count the beans but create fantastic works of art with them.

You have to realize: when things like this start appearing out in the open, they betray an iceberg of problems that just haven’t surfaced yet. In all likelyhood, Tesla is already insolvent and the shares are worthless.

It might still takes months if not years before the house of cards collapses, especially with neutered regulators in the US.

They might want to consider this article in the Financial Times first: https://discuss.tchncs.de/post/32620139

It says “elected”, but what is the president isn’t elected? They will find a way, and with recent reality bending Supreme Court decisions or won’t even be so hard.

This is the correct answer.

I think the FA phase will come much sooner than that. It’s right around the corner.

When a company under pressure starts releasing questionable numbers it warrants utmost caution. Sure, any of these things can and will be explained away, for the moment, but we’ve seen this before and it always ends the same way. It’s over for Tesla, but it might take well over a year bevor the house of cards comes down. I will remember this article.

This was the worms’ plan all along: finally revenge on the chickens.

Oh cool, so this world ensure it spreads to humans. Would could go wrong?

I made a joke about this in a German community and yet here we are. Satire is dead, murdered by the imbeciles in the Trump administration.

https://discuss.tchncs.de/comment/17051036

Really? Oh boy, this is bad. Holding TSLA at this point means holding the bag. If these “irregularities” surface now, we’re starting to see the tip of the iceberg.

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Just this morning I thought to myself: the next logical step for Tesla will be going full Enron and cooking the books. For obvious reasons, the TSLA share price cannot go under a certain threshold, so Musk will direct Tesla to do anything, and I mean anything, to raise it.

Good, good, give us all your scientists.

How naive do people have to be to think bluesky is their friend? Or that this company has any other interest but market domination?

No, unfortunately.

What does “accept” mean here? I agree it’s vital to look at oneself with clarity and acceptance, but one shouldn’t ignore the effect one’s “failings” have on other people. Accepting oneself shouldn’t mean stopping on trying to improve oneself.

Since nobody posted it yet: https://youtu.be/tJk8UevZbIs

Whoops! But it says “belt and road”, not river, so everything is in order.