Im not saying older ladies are weird. Me, im weird.
Swap the M for a G and you buy a few more years.
I spent way too long trying to figure out what
Ig not saying older ladies are weird. Ge, ig weird.
was supposed to mean
Current scale as of 2025
MILF: Millenial
Cougar: Gen-X
GILF: BoomerRound here we don’t say b#tches, we call 'em birds
Women are human beings, try speaking about them as such
twinks > girls (sorry i’m gay)
Nice
never be sorry for who you are, unless you’re Canadian
That’s what I love about MILFs, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Just wait til they’re too young for you.
Did they stop becoming moms or something?
deleted by creator
that makes it better
Yeah that happened in my mid 20s. Now they’re sometimes women a bit younger. I stand by though, mom bod is hot.
Has kids = milf
No kids = not milf
Kids have kids = gilf
He did the MILF math
He did the mother ILF
They’re just ilfs now
Basically just my partner. Not weird?
But then suddenly, a few seconds later, without warning, MILFs feel inappropriately young for you …
I don’t get why this is a problem if you just find them attractive and not exotic.







