I got bashed in the head and woke up here with no memories.

It’s a great strategy to have your employees backstabbing each other instead of working together too. “Oh, Jim is struggling? Good, one more person below me in the ranks”.

My brother’s wife bought me a pair a couple years ago and I was really skeptical but they are great. They also help me not get stressed out when I’m around loud children which was another big issue for me. I actually enjoy going to family gatherings now and don’t have to step away to calm my nerves every 30 minutes or so.

I always wake up like 3 hours early and then start to get sleepy again about 30 minutes before I’m supposed to get up for work…

Same. I hate eating with other people unless theirs a loud tv/music in the background. I have found that those loop earplugs help with it at least but then you have to answer questions about what those are.

I’d put them in an aquarium.

I’m past thirty and I learned to ve comfortable alone a long time ago. For me to get married or even just start a relationship with someone they’d have to drastically improve my life. It’s very unlikely some random assigned by the government is going to do that.

It sounds like we’re on the same page.

When you get the same plastic surgery old women get it makes you look like an old woman.

My mom beat my ass on the regular for any and every reason. Fuck this post.

Most of the dudes I know who aren’t currently married just don’t expect to have a relationship at all at this point in their lives (mostly middle age IT guys). The consensus is online dating isn’t worth it to even bother with and it’s hard AF to meet anyone in the real world so they focus on their hobbies and socialize with their bros instead. There’s no animosity towards women and there are a few women that come out with us when we go to the bar but nobody is pursuing romance.

Seems like if jettisoning weight was the issue dumping some of the less essential supplies would work just as well…

Ive read through this entire thread and I still don’t know who or what this is referring to.

Mine has an ex from a decade ago at the top of the list. I haven’t communicated with that woman in years.

They don’t allow privacy fences. Only shitty metal picket fences you can see through. Can’t go outside without everyone on the street all up in your business and everyone’s fucking dogs are constantly barking at each other and getting loose because their fence isn’t tall enough to keep them from jumping it.

is SalesTM fully functional?

I was clearing 3 Goosebumps books a week at that age (Until I ran through them all and switched to the Redwall series). I didn’t have the internet back then though and had to share the TV and game consoles with my brother so there were less distractions. Good job to the kids.

Everyone knows European badgers live in a volcano forging weapons for their rabbit army.

The Star Wars OT. Probably ROTJ specifically. That was like an every weekend thing when I was a kid.