You forgot to include an advertisement despite paying for the subscription service.
THIS! it’s a must have for any sub service. That or a advertisement saying “I hope you are liking your sub, please share with friends and join our referral program!”
“Oh, what you want is the Good Uncle Plus plan. That one is ad-free!”
(it isn’t actually ad-free 😈)
“Fewer ads! ^for three months^”
The same number of ads, just not personalised.
last year I gave Sean a switch 2
Proof that this is fake
It’s a well-known satire account.
Not necessarily

I thought it was pretty obviously satire, but I could be wrong.
“I want to connect with you, emotionally :)”
Biggest cringelord
that’s the point
Is everyone on Lemmy on the spectrum dear god
The point you read that should have set off your “this might be satire” alarm
I’d pay £9.99pm to someone who sends me random presents year round tbh






