Data: Captain, due to a highly improbable fluctuation of subspace, it appears that all Christmas presents for the neighborhood have quantum tunneled underneath our Christmas tree.
Geordi: if we reverse the polarity of the warp coils and emit precisely positioned nadion bursts from the phaser arrays we could reverse the tunnels and send the gifts back to their original locations.
Data: Captain, due to a highly improbable fluctuation of subspace, it appears that all Christmas presents for the neighborhood have quantum tunneled underneath our Christmas tree.
Geordi: if we reverse the polarity of the warp coils and emit precisely positioned nadion bursts from the phaser arrays we could reverse the tunnels and send the gifts back to their original locations.
Riker: We could save Christmas?
Picard: Mr. Laforge, Mr. Worf, make it ho ho ho.
Worf: Sir, I object. I am not a merry man.
That’s some top tier techno-jargon. Merry Christmas!
Glory to you… and to your house.
Live long and prosper.
we had a shuttle craft ornament on our tree that Spock would talk when you pushed the button. probably still have it tbh. I can still hear it.