How the fuck to sixty-seven someone?
Be sure to tip your waitresses! I’ll show myself out…
It’s mostly the same as how you would sixty-nine someone except you unfurl your proboscis first.
Ixnay on the roboscispay in front of the umanshay!
For one, it’s six seven, not sixty-seven. That’s the first trip up.
As for the second, assuming I understand correctly: It literally means nothing. It’s just a thing to say. And it’s funny when adults are baffled and can’t understand.
I did see someone point out that six times seven equals fourty-two. Which is neat.
Someone told Me it evolex out of how 420 and 69 are funny
evolex? Perhaps you meant evolved?
Yeah sorry
Don’t be. I’m trademarking it and selling it for next Rolex line.
Same as the shocker sixtynine , minus the two in the pink.
Tipping at kiosks…
Just put me on a fucking Iceberg already.
Young sailors and officers I trained are now in the process of training even younger sailors and officers.
Fascism.
ITT:Lemmites being reminded that they an old now. And struggling to come to terms with it.
Sore joints.
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I’m no longer friends with MySpace Tom.
Yeah, fuck that smug bastard off living his best life travelling round the world taking photos after extracting a ton of money from Rupert Murdoch.
People in this thread are answering the picture of a reddit post…
Yeah it’s supposed to be sarcastic responses only. I was coming here to say “My age, apparently.”
Nothing, who do you think taught them how to do it?
Literally everything that punk and grunge tried to warn us about in the 80s and 90s regarding corporatism becoming reality and everyone being okay with it as long as they have shiny new toys to play with every year.
“Create an account to continue” being considered normal for everything.
They’re so certain they even dropped the “please” at this point.
Also you need an app for even the most basic things
Yeah, app-gating is something I struggle against.
App-controlled appliances are absolutely one of my pet peeves. I would much rather prefer an analog knob.
We still have zero app-controlled (or internet-capable) appliances and I hope to keep it that way forever… though I’m starting to worry that maybe in the future we won’t have much choice.
Yeah, I still opt for the ‘lower-cost’ options when buying appliances. There is always the used market, so by the time I must but one I’ll probably have a strategy ready to go.
Maybe I’ll have an old phone I’ll put on a separate vlan WiFi with a special account just for that. A service account, if you will.
There were plenty of “log-in to view this image/link” back then. Some forums still do that abuse.
I fucking hate forums that do this shit.
Omfg, if you’re over 25, that’s when you start struggling to understand technology, because the alzheimers is starting to set in? Things are getting dumber, not smarter.
Idiocracy incarnate
I expected Soylent Green by now.
