For science (and alcohol), I had a dude kick me in the nuts. I have not tested vagina kicking on a willing participant yet, so I don’t really have any data.

Dicks are soft and squishy. Even when it’s harden, it’s vulnerable to pain.

Source: my weak spot

Why would I buy a electric vehicle from a company that has a history of recalls, dropped DEI, and singlehandedly made pickup trucks bigger to market to douchebags? The general population call Fords the “Fix Or Repair Daily” vehicle.

Im not buying that shit.

You get 10+ texts in a row?

I usually respond in paragraph form and then as they’re typing a reply, I panic and ghost them for another day.

Okay, so 200 erect penises in a line, and all you have to do is lightly brush them all with the palm of your hands as you run by like you’re high fiving them…

For a million dollars.

Will somebody please think of the poor dad who was drunk who fired the gun that killed his young adult daughter, who has a boyfriend, a future, a life of opportunities cut short?

First rule of gun ownership is you point your gun only at what you want to destroy.

Guns are not false threats. They are not tools to make everyone chill out.

As a gun owner, I don’t “show” people my gun unless I plan to destroy them.

I know for sure the best time to clean my pistol is during a heated argument.

Haha! You’re just like my buddy!

My superior M&KB did not prepare me to be owned so much in Halo!

Those controller folks are gifted.

I tried to replay PS1 Tomb Raider and nearly threw the controller away.

I don’t know how I did it as a kid.

Quake 3 on the dreamcast with M&KB! Spent like 50 bucks to gain a edge! I was even online with it!

Unfortunately I’m trash and people are just really good at Quake.

I remember hating Metroid Prime’s controller scheme on the Gamecube. The controls felt so stiff. But I was so in love with the universe and gameplay that I just accepted it, kind of like every Rockstar game.

Now I wish I played it on the Wii.

Apparently there’s a video of him reacting to it in real time.

Which is even funnier that he couldn’t have been bothered to watch whatever this Alt-Halftime show was.

It’s really frustrating reading Lemmy commenters like, “America do something!” Like God damn! The news doesn’t want to report on all the work the millions of Americans have been doing to protect our streets because they’re paid by billionaires.

Pretty much. Going to bet that maga nut had that whole complaint prepared days in advance for this.

Average conversion at the supermarket

Hell yeah! Feels good, doesn’t it?

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Most of my fallout experiences was just dipping in and out of dungeons. I find a door, I take it. But I’m pretty sure I’m a small percentage of people who play specifically like that.

FO76 on launch was purely that and bombed until they added NPCs, factions, quest lines and more settlement-lik features.

It’s weird how everything I find funny or interesting ends up going through trans catgirl communities.