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minus-squareTrying2KnowMyse[they@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up45arrow-down2·2 days agoFirst honest cop?
minus-squareTrying2KnowMyse[they@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up20arrow-down2·2 days agoOn second thought, claiming to be able to shoot them in the face is probably overconfidence in their ability to aim.
minus-squareTrying2KnowMyse[they@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoOf course, is it just the baby who’s going to catch strays then?
minus-squaresorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-21 day agoNah they save flashbangs for the baby if it’s in a crib. No net is an extra two points https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ex-georgia-deputy-acquitted-after-flash-bang-grenade-hurts-toddler-n479361
minus-squareTrying2KnowMyse[they@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days ago how about the person who called it in, then? Do they catch strays or are they also destined for a flashbang?
minus-squaredeHaga@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 days agoWould you call the police if your house was on fire?
minus-squareTrying2KnowMyse[they@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agolmfao, no? What are they going to do? Surround it and start yelling for the fire to come out of the house with its hands behind its back?
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoof course not. the cops are there for the smoke because it’s black.
minus-squarefunkless_eck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·2 days agoyou don’t even call the police is your house is burgled. You call insurance.
minus-squareall tomorrow's regrets@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoAnd you do that online.
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51arrow-down1·2 days agoAlmost, he didn’t mention shooting the dog too
minus-squareTrying2KnowMyse[they@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down2·2 days agoYeah, I realized my mistake, but didn’t refresh quickly enough.
First honest cop?
On second thought, claiming to be able to shoot them in the face is probably overconfidence in their ability to aim.
They’re aiming for the dog.
Of course, is it just the baby who’s going to catch strays then?
Nah they save flashbangs for the baby if it’s in a crib. No net is an extra two points
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ex-georgia-deputy-acquitted-after-flash-bang-grenade-hurts-toddler-n479361
Would you call the police if your house was on fire?
lmfao, no? What are they going to do? Surround it and start yelling for the fire to come out of the house with its hands behind its back?
of course not.
the cops are there for the smoke because it’s black.
I should have known
you don’t even call the police is your house is burgled. You call insurance.
Insurance will require a police report
And you do that online.
Almost, he didn’t mention shooting the dog too
Yeah, I realized my mistake, but didn’t refresh quickly enough.