Revenge is assured. You should probably run.

Scrungley

This cat probably “When I get out of this I’m gonna shit in your shoes.”

Hipster pussy

Gollum

Them toofs tho

Count your days!

And the man was never seen or heard from afterward.

malnourished

I’m kidding you take very good care of it, i’m sure n_n

You’re sure that’s not an owl?!

STICC

Dr. Seuss lookin’ ass

Those eyes just say “I am a fancy boy, please return my puffy pants”

lol

That poor baby is so sad ;-;

Wring it out and hang it up to dry I guess.