

Hazel says Hi




Hazel says Hi



Kind of looks like my Hazel:



Surely you mean “after hearing the sizzling fajitas.”


I also wish her some wet socks and dog hairs in her bra.


Ok, so there are people on Facebook who believe that many celebrities and politicians are being replaced with doubles, like robots or clones or some shit. I am not even kidding, it’s a mainstream enough opinion on there that you will see it expressed in comments without having to look for it.
I wonder if she is one of those Facebook people.


That’s neat! As an animal lover, I also love the mole in their logo. Not that the logo has anything to do with the quality of the service… but it is cute.


Awesome, thank you for typing all of that out, that’s really helpful. And I subscribed to the community so I can learn more.


You’re welcome! And I’m sure your ass is at least of average intelligence. I mean, how smart does it really need to be to fulfill its functions?
And the claws in the second panel kill me every time. So life-like.


Thanks! I am learning a ton today. I’m googling every term I don’t know. Feeling very “galaxy brain” right now.
Edit: I should specify I’m using Duck Duck Go instead of Google cause you all taught me that. So thanks again.


Thank you! And let’s hope it’s never made illegal, so we can continue to do things legally while respecting our internet preferences…
Maybe we could find some kind of compromi…
Who am I kidding, it’s always #2.


I am not the best source for that because my mom avoids watching the government channels. But what I do know is they only report “positive” stuff about the war, like how Ukraine is being “liberated” and how Russia is valiantly fighting for its life and values. It’s sick. They never report on true casualties on either side and just say they only hit military targets.
When I lived back there in the 80s and 90s, we experienced a temporary reprieve from this kind of bullshit. For a short period of time, people felt free. The economy sucked, but it actually felt good to know you had a semblance of freedom of speech, comparatively speaking.
Now it’s back to fucking Stalin times. Like they say, all of Russian history can be summed up as “and then it got worse.”
If you want to learn more about Putin’s rise to power and how it was back then, I highly recommend The Man Without A Face by Masha Gessen. It was written in 2012, and it shows exactly who Putin is.


Awesome, thanks. I’m learning all kinds of theoretical things!


Do you know what a “safe word” is? I’m asking seriously because if you don’t, I’ll start my explanation there, but I don’t want to assume you don’t.
It’s a joke about kink and the safe word being impossible to remember or use plus a play on tech security with the cat o’ nine tails being made out of wires.
Such a hilarious movie! Perfect reference, A+.
For those unfamiliar, this is Evolution (2001). Go watch it.


Thank you - I believe that’s accomplished by setting Mullvad as the network interface in the client, which I did :D. But I will double check to make sure, theoretically speaking.
No, she doesn’t. But Polis is allegedly trying to save NCAR by considering clemency. I hope he doesn’t fold because Trump would totally get rid of NCAR anyway.