I wanna see the log files from her phone’s face unlock feature during the period when she Mar-a-Lagoed herself with a brick in a sock.
Well the name Kristi Noem doesn’t really sound “American” so how about we start there, Trump’s grandfather was German sooo… oh… well that explains things.
Gestapo: PAPERS!
Go fuck yourself.
I think that’s all she really needs: a good fucking. Someone do us a favor, take one for the team!
eu…makeup everywhere.
You won’t say that to them.
Papers, please!
Gestapo says what?
Will a cup of my piss be enough proof?
I am looking forward to Puppy Killer’s impeachment trial.
Or the people’s tribunal, which will likely be more perfunctory but far less corrupt.
You first, Kristi.
Tell Ice agents you have your papers right here in this holster.
Hey america: have the day you voted for!
I didn’t vote for this shit. My state didn’t even vote for this shit.
If you’re not in the US its coming for you next rest assured.
If you are I challenge you to expect your candidates to actually earn your vote instead of being a servile piggie to people who clearly do not give a fuck what happens to you at all one way or the other.
IF there were some good law enforcement they should arrest Noem, because I guarantee she is too arrogant to carry any proof of citizenship with her.
It’d be awesome. Chuck her in one of her own dungeons.
Noem ain’t an American name.
So what do they consider proof? A photo of scan of an active passport? Or the actual physical passport?
Original US birth certificate. Government issued ID
If you have a passport they’ll probably shoot you.
Ethnicity, accent, home address, favorite stores, MAGA hat
I don’t even have a passport as I haven’t traveled internationally since the 90s when it wasn’t needed for Canada and Mexico.
Guess I’m not a US citizen as far as ICE is concerned despite being born in the dead center of the US and at least four generations of citizens above me.
Didn’t help Renee.
