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Jack off in private

I would never be sure that this isn’t just another season of my TV show, so, revenge or suicide. I can’t let them get another season.

Man, hard to say. All I know is, I’d be a nervous wreck. Finding out that your whole life was a lie and all the moments that I thought were my own, especially private ones, were broadcast to the world. I would feel badly hurt and violated. So I suppose it would be one of two options, depending on my mental state:

• I made peace with it: I would find myself in a strange and unfamiliar world. I would consider everything I’ve been taught up to this point suspect at best, so my next move would be information gathering.
• I didn’t make peace with it: I would become a whirlwind of emotions that I can’t manage. I would be a person that had a life that never existed with friends and family who were just paid actors and to top it all off, there’s the mastermind who had no qualms putting me in such a horrific position. For ratings and money, no less. I think I would be overcome with grief, confusion and fury. As for my next move? I honestly haven’t a clue, but it wouldn’t be pretty for anyone involved.

go back in

Monitize myself and get a small fortune, travel the world.

Jork it crazy style

Just move somewhere in the global South where the show isn’t broadcast/as popular and I’d be just another white man, and try to start over?

Bang every crazy groupie that wants a piece.

Probably go straight to jail.

If the whole world has been watching my every move my entire life, then the cops have everything they need to put me away for a long time.

That’s assuming the real world operates on even remotely the same rules as this one.

hooker coke orgy

Wait why was this recommended to me? Am I actually in the Truman show and this is some sort of hint that is telling me to break out?

Therapy

Go on TV for paid interviews.

I would hunt down the people who put me in that situation and everyone who was in on it and burn them alive.