I’m getting tired of the classics: Pepperoni, bell pepper, mushroom, onion, pineapple, etc. Everybody knows them, have them all the time, yawn.
I want to buy something original and unique to put on my pizza for dinner. Make me an offer!
Corn/arugula/sliced precooked butternut squash
How much?
Long crusty nails please
Artichoke, Smoked garlic, bacon, chicken
How much for all 4?
One of the best I ever did was left over Chinese food.
Which ones?
It’s never not worked tbh. I’ve done chow mein noodle, pork fried rice or crab rangoons.
Another amazing pizza that I’ve had is mashed potatoes with bacon and scallion. Ottos in the New England area makes it and it is the best.
Balsamic is a good one. Especially with dollops of cream cheese.
It used to be common, but less so now, anchovies are fire.
Roasted green chiles, or jalapeño (fresh or pickled) if that isn’t available.
How much for a bit of each?
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Doritos.
With mozzarella?
Sure if that makes it tasty! I prefer a cheddar/mozzarella/parm blend on my pizza. But some crushed up jalapeno Doritos adds a nice crunchy kick.
Bacon, onion, pimentos, egg and chili
Kebab/gyros, onions, feferonies, and kebabsauce
Creme fraiche (instead of tomatoe sauce) sliced boiled potatoes, pine nuts and maybe some Gorgonzola
How much for a slice of all 3?
Figs and goat cheese.
How much?
Sprinkle it in blotches, a small lump here, another lump there. You don’t want to saturate it. You want to taste the main ingredient every couple of bites. In between you taste the base flavor. ( can be cheese, white or red sauce, herbs)
How much money is a small lump and how do you want me to sprinkle it?
You need more meat. Put some Pork Roll on it.
Okay but I also want a balanced diet with some fruits/vegetables. What goes good with pork roll that you can sell me?
Live ants.
Won’t they just eat the pizza before I get to it?
It’s like oregano, you just sprinkle them on as soon as you’re ready to eat.
1,5 handjobs
That’s an action, not an ingredient.
That’s correct. I though I was replying on your comment about how much for a slice of each.
Oh okay.
So what are you looking for? Want your thumb & pinky swapped?
I’ve been enjoying zucchini slices like pepperoni. They are a fairly wet ingredient so don’t overdo it, but a mandolin makes pretty quick work.
Do you sell them pre-sliced or will I also need the mandolin?
I should pay attention to the community I reply in.
My favorite pizza toppings:
Asparagus Heads, Brussels Sprouts (quartered), Maitake mushroom (shredded), whole roasted garlic cloves. Toss all of that in a mix of oil, coconut aminos, and parmasan cheese. Spread over the pizza and add a boatload of black pepper and whatever herbs you like.
Edit: Ah fugg, I just realized this is buy-sell-trade. Uhhhhhhh I’ll give it up for 16¢ and a pack of wheat free brewskies
16¢ for the lot?
And the wheat free brewskies
I have a mostly full 5oz / 142g bag of black licorice wheels. They are even roughly pepperoni-shaped! $3 OBO
Okay, $2 (that’s a pretty good offer for me)
It’s not too unique but no one mentioned it so goat cheese and veggies. I like jalapenos, roasted garlic, broccoli, or whatever good veggie. I love putting veggies on my pizza and the goat cheese sets it off.
How much?
I try not to over load it because then I can pick up a slice without it falling off. Just a bit of each but make sure to cover enough of the pizza. I put smaller gloves of cheese over spreading it over the whole thing.
