Before we continue: I’m not the original author of the Reddit post, however I did partake in this event and am reposting here with permission.
From my r/AskUK post I’ve learned that people have very strong opinions about beans. This was a blind taste test so my friends had no idea what beans they were trying, please be mindful of that in your comments.
I refrained from scoring as I cooked them and I didn’t want to skew the results. I did however try all of them and I have to admit, quite a lot of them had a unique taste and texture. There were some very good beans, some (I quote my friends here) tasted like ‘Baphomet’s balls’ or ‘animal feed’.
A few brands unfortunately didn’t manage to get: HP, Co-op own brand, Amazon own brand , Ocado own brand, Biona, Mr Organic Baked beans, Suma (just managed to get low sugar one). I think by the last round, everyone was fed up with beans and would not be able to eat any more as we tried 23 different brands!
The spreadsheet with all results.
Edit 2: The very reason this bean tasting party started was because my partner loves Branston so much, I couldn’t buy any other beans. There were some people in the group that loved Branston. We were all shocked at the results
Edit 3: I almost forgot I didn’t stress enough how bad the low scored beans were, they were truly disguising
When you say massive, like how big?
Reckon they were still haricots?
Hope this picture does it justice! I dunno if they’re haricots or what to be honest. You can also see the fancy pizza sauce they were steeped in quite clearly.
They big, it’ll probably have to say on the tin if that’s still kicking about
How were your farts after this beaning sesh?
We reckon we only ate approx. one tin of beans each in total. So about as bad as you’d expect from that!