- cross-posted to:
- surrealmemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- cross-posted to:
- surrealmemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Kick the button
Snutton
LICK THE BUTTON LICK THE BUTTON

LICK THE BUTTON LICK THE BUTTON
They were merely helping people escar “go”
I’ll see myself out.
You are Patricia Highsmith and I claim my £5
noooooooooooo dont give legs to the snail i dont want them to be fast
Push button for snigel
I once brought my nephew camping on an island with millions of snails. When the evening came I didn’t think much about them and proposed a bike tour around the island. Well, we will remember that. They were impossible to avoid just by their numbers so we were hearing dozens bouncing on the bike trailer, or being shot left and right by the wheels.
My nephew was horrified. He wanted us to stop but we were now in the middle of it so we plowed through. Poor snails. But they should have known better than just fuck in the middle of a trail.
as someone with a phobia of snails, knowing such a place exists makes me want to die

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO poor knight, the sword will get stuck and then the snail will goop all over him
Stop pushing. We’ve summoned enough snails.
Nice try immortal snail, you won’t get me that easy!
“I’m filing a complaint about a broken snailperson button. I must have pressed it 35 times and never did I get, nor turn into, a snailperson.”
If u push the button u can see the S car go











