Aged water, thank you. Aging just makes some things better. Whiskey? Better with age. Cheese? Better with age. Prosciutto, beef, wine, pound cake, fruit cake, and pickles? All better with age.

You know who doesn’t think things get better with age? Anyone in the Epstein files.

They’ve just dropped most of the pretense now.

Slippery slope. If we start giving trans athletes equal rights, soon we might be treating ALL of them like people. Where would that leave us?!

/s

To be fair, C. diff does smell better.

Did someone say… Buttery males?

Prep the burn unit, they’re going to need an escharotomy after that third degree burn.

Critical thinking is indeed dead for much of the population.

I do when they’re talking about cats, chess, or checkers. That’s about it.

Well that’s disgusting. At least they’re finally being honest.

Bravo! Mine is

Here I sit, broken hearted. Tried to shit but only watched twelve hours of the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

I see your untranslatable text and raise you further untranslatable text. Hint: it’s poop related.

There’s bathroom, just no breaks.

Either wear a diaper like Eru Ilúvatar intended or put a TV in the bathroom and watch the nearly twelve hour trilogy from your porcelain throne. Bonus points for drinks cooling in the toilet tank.

Dolphinsex.org: never forget.

I get it now. Thanks!

I’ve read that article twice and I still don’t get it. What am I missing?

Linux has come SO far. I first tried it about a decade ago, wrecked my install, and came crawling back to Windows. A few months back, I installed Ubuntu (tease all you want, peanut gallery, it’s better than Windows) on my laptop and it’s so much better. It just works great, I have my system customized to how I want it to work, and the poor CPU fan is no longer blasting even when the system is idle. My battery life also gained almost an hour.

The blind or vision impaired would appreciate this. Past that, hard pass.

It’s a little racist, i.e., utilizing the stereotype that Africans are savages.

It’s the term we need to use until it’s generally accepted. Thanks for fighting the good fight.