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minus-squareRizzRustbolt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·2 months agoThis is why all centrifuges should be hand-cranked. Chase the lab blues away with some vigorous physical stimulation.
minus-squareLibertyLizard@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 months agoAre you telling me I could get paid to hand-crank my centrifuge? I’ve been doing it for free all these years.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 months agoSorry, but there’s been a blanket ban on any “vigorous physical stimulation” in the lab ever since the incident
minus-squaretomenzgg@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoOh, you were one of them that worked with the dolphins?
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoI’m not at liberty to confirm or deny.
minus-squareanton@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoIn lew of a hand cranked centrifuge, we installed a Crank machine next to the centrifuge, for “reforming offenders stimulating researchers by teaching them habits of industry.”
minus-squareJoeBigelow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months ago …and does nothing useful. So a day at the lab then.
This is why all centrifuges should be hand-cranked.
Chase the lab blues away with some vigorous physical stimulation.
Are you telling me I could get paid to hand-crank my centrifuge? I’ve been doing it for free all these years.
Sorry, but there’s been a blanket ban on any “vigorous physical stimulation” in the lab ever since the incident
Oh, you were one of them that worked with the dolphins?
I’m not at liberty to confirm or deny.
In lew of a hand cranked centrifuge, we installed a Crank machine next to the centrifuge, for “
reforming offendersstimulating researchers by teaching them habits of industry.”So a day at the lab then.