No email means no worky
Incorrect, using Microslop’s Co-Worker Simulator you can send emails to a virtual AI version of your coworker, solve the issue and keep working!
Go ahead, write your email and send it out! Microslop Offlook will automatically craft a realistic looking Virtual Email Response based on Microslop’s Identity Database information on the recipient and place it in your inbox, identical looking to a Manual Human Email! All without asking you or your coworker!
Efficiency: It is what Microslop does -> supercharge your small business slop with V.E.R. technology now!
~note: cellular data plan needed to use Microslop Co-Worker Simulator~
not best outlook
Aren’t you glad you traded your paid-for offline enterprise hosted outlook solution that’s had like 1 issue in 20 years for a good based subscription that does a shittier job?
Well, our 1 issue was a security flaw that forced us to rebuild our entire digital infrastructure from bare metal. So…
I’ve hear of exchange servers that get rebuilt every other day, so I will be avoiding microshit for as long as possible
They tried to warn us.
We didn’t listen
took actually usefull stuff and made it barely useful. subscriptions are 365 wonderful. how about a robot to help you ping the server. try again later. payment due again.
Microslop gonna Microslop
*Microsoft 364
*Microsoft Copilot 364 Outlook
Real Inbox Zero hour, who up?
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*Microsoft Copilot 364 Outlook App New
Even when it is working it’s broken by default.
They make half a billion dollars profit a day… I’m sure they are doing ok. The only thing that would make a difference is if we all stop using Windows, Office, Edge, Hotmail etc.
Using Linux and everything else not Microsoft:
“I’m doing my part!”
Yes. They are an illusion. You do not need anything from them, or google or anybody. They make you think they are inevitable. They are not.
Is this why my work phone email hasn’t updated since yesterday? I was too lazy to go to my work laptop, so just decided to sleep all day instead.
Quick throw more AI at it! That’ll fix it for sure!
Ugh, the last part of my day. Assessing what undocumented processes are mission critical and relies on email…ugh.
Yah I was trying to arrange a meeting but the email kept bouncing. Thanks, Microslop!
That meeting should’ve been an email anyway.
… Uh, wait a minute…
Hmmm, must be regional. Outlook has been working for me all day.
Bay Area looks pretty light for a population map
So in the near future your online OS will be DDOS vulnerable with no local options? Cool. Cool.
