WASHINGTON – Following the killing of Alex Jeffrey Pretti in Minneapolis, FBI director Kash Patel has advised American citizens participating in anti-ICE demonstrations to leave their firearms at home, while reiterating how guns are still welcome and encouraged in schools across the country.
Maybe because it isn’t satire: https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/minneapolis-shooting-alex-pretti/card/fbi-director-wrongly-suggests-you-can-t-bring-guns-to-protests-CDyg61zlcs1CJpVWmysK
You forget this is the government that is running The Onion out of business.
The satire bit is the bit about the schools.
https://wisconsinexaminer.com/2025/01/28/republican-lawmakers-propose-arming-teachers-and-financial-support-as-ways-to-address-gun-violence/
But seriously, you’ve been going off on comments that don’t even care about the school part as if they’ve been fooled when all they might have done is just assume this was just a repost of news reported throughout multiple papers. If I didn’t know better, it’s almost like you were trying to dismiss what he said by portraying something very similar but with a “gotcha” that was satire, when the reality is that it is so close to reality it hardly classifies as such. Specially given how “obvious” you claim it is when this administration has not done anything if break the norms of expectation - it is missing one overlap with a school shooting from him actually saying something like this.