• comador @lemmy.world
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    20 hours ago

    Siri Voice:

    'Okay John, I’ve made a doctor’s appointment for you explaining that your IBS and Gerd are now making you poop too much. I’ve also sent a picture of your poops. I’ve also ordered you a Bidet and sent a note to your SO that you’re not going out tonight ’