Anderson said he had weapons in his bag, and inside the bag was a barbecue fork and a pizza cutter, according to the criminal complaint.
I need to know what the pizza cutter was for
Gotta have a celebratory pizza after the heist.
It’s probably just because he’s Italian
No. You dont want to know. The evils that men do with pizza cutters.
the horrors must be mostly imaginary because my pizza cutter can barely cut pizza, what is the bluntness the point.
I thought he’s already cleared of all charges
Innocent of them, certainly. It’s widely known. All the best people are saying it.
That pizza cutter feels almost racist in this context 😆 If Luigi was named Paddy Murphy, would he have brought a potato masher instead?
Mark Anderson
Mr. Anderson
Rookie mistake. Just put on random camo and a face mask, demand to have him for deportation, and shoot anyone who asks for id.
Hey. Call your squeamish dem leaders and demand a pardon.
Let’s assume this would’ve worked and he was broken out of prison. What next? Where the fuck would they go?
Mushroom Kingdom.
Nearest corporate board meeting
When Bureau of Prisons personnel asked to see Anderson’s credentials, federal prosecutors said he showed them a Minnesota driver’s license and “threw at the BOP officers numerous documents.”
What does that even mean?
Sounds like he tried to flood then with so much paperwork that theyd just believe him. I dont think they mean literally threw papers but im just going of vibes here.
I wanna let him to impregnate me to have his seed going
“Hey, it’s a me, Mario. I’m a here to save you.”
