I wish this guy would finally go away.

They get under your skin? They’re both hard to get off?

This is why I accept everything as true.

I’m NOT saying somebody should.

So fitting that magats are attracted to shit.

He can take a LOT of pumping, I suspect.

And Parkinson’s, I thought, at some point?

Also:

It’s a rare time when it feels unfair that hell doesn’t exist.

It’s only relatively recently been understood, defined, and studied. As in the last 50ish years, but with a much-heavier emphasis on more recently, now on the order of ~2,500ish peer-reviewed papers per year.

Welp.

🤞

I’m circumcised. Last girl I was with said, “so you’re not circumcised?” While handling it. Makes you think. Makes me think, anyway.

Until it’s no longer structurally sound and falls off.

Panta is the plural of panties, fyi.

That must get extremely expensive when clothes shopping?

The Mr. Bean/Monk/Matlock/Peter Griffin approach.

Ed Dwyer was still writing for the Saturday Evening Post just a few years ago:

https://www.saturdayeveningpost.com/author/ed-dwyer/

Among others:

Ed Dwyer has written for Los Angeles Magazine, Variety, and AARP the Magazine, among other national publications.

Smart fella. Wait, no, I meant fart smella.