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I thought this was a real headline.
I’m not convinced it isn’t.
I definitely believe this could be happening
I hear they try to sync cuming in the theater to when she says “It’s Morbin’ Time!”
They would never be this clever
Well I just got onioned. Thats hilarious and I wouldnt be surprised if it was still true.
Once again onion your stories are totally believable.
The best satire is the one that could be true.