dude@lemmings.worldM to news@lemmings.worldEnglish · 5 days agoSon of Norway's crown princess to go on trial for allegedly raping four womenwww.thejournal.ieexternal-linkmessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1105arrow-down10
arrow-up1105arrow-down1external-linkSon of Norway's crown princess to go on trial for allegedly raping four womenwww.thejournal.iedude@lemmings.worldM to news@lemmings.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·5 days ago“And what may we do for you today, young Master?” inquired the stylist. “Just make me look like I’m an inbred member of the Bratva looking to audition for membership of a Neo-Nazi organization.” “…Very good, Sir.”
minus-squareneidu3@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·5 days agoHe’s actually not part of the European royalty genepool, as he was born long before his mom married the crown prince. He just have one of those naturally punchable faces.
minus-squareDaMummy@hilariouschaos.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-24 days agoAnd funnily enough, there’s WAY more ties to his family to Epstein and the Jewish mobs than there is to Russia and their mobs. He’s lucky he’s a boy, or who knows what else he might’ve been thrown into.
minus-squareTheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 days agoLooks like Draco Malfoy lol
minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 days agoThe Temu knock-off version, anyway.
“And what may we do for you today, young Master?” inquired the stylist.
“Just make me look like I’m an inbred member of the Bratva looking to audition for membership of a Neo-Nazi organization.”
“…Very good, Sir.”
He’s actually not part of the European royalty genepool, as he was born long before his mom married the crown prince.
He just have one of those naturally punchable faces.
And funnily enough, there’s WAY more ties to his family to Epstein and the Jewish mobs than there is to Russia and their mobs. He’s lucky he’s a boy, or who knows what else he might’ve been thrown into.
Looks like Draco Malfoy lol
The Temu knock-off version, anyway.