To ensure compliance, teams of federal agents may be sent to oil-drilling and refinement sites with the power to arrest protestors but without authority to shoot unless provoked by violence or unendurable humiliation.

Um what

“Hoax” in the degraded Trump idiolect of English means “fact I don’t like.”

Can this man just die in his sleep already?

In addition, board members will be investigated by FBI director Kash Patel for possible ties to the Chinese government.

Evidence of such ties may include a board member’s abnormal frequenting of Chinese restaurants, an unusual preoccupation with karaoke singing, or large amounts of made-in-China toys and appliances discovered through FBI search-and-seizure operations of board members’ homes.

“We will evaluate the evidence,” said Patel, “and never rush to judgment unless examples must be made.”

WTF, this is a direct threat to any board member. Everybody has “made in china” things at home.

Any school district not complying with the executive order will lose all federal funding

They’re going to lose that 10% or so under this administration anyway, might as well teach actual science.

and not be allowed to name any school after President Trump.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

most people modify their conclusions based on new information and evidence. these fascists throw away information and evidence that don’t align with their per-conceived conclusions. “oh, the ‘experts’ say vaccines are good and global warming is happening? DEMONIZE THE EXPERTS”

not only that, but https://truthout.org/articles/texas-gop-declares-no-more-teaching-of-critical-thinking-skills-in-texas-public-schools/

The part where he is directing schools to change their text books. While scary, I thought he was getting rid of telling schools what to do and letting states decide their own education.

Pick a lane dickhead

We’ve learned to expect a huge range of gibberish, but please tell me this is @theonion@mastodon.social