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ickplant@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

Bad kitty!

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Bad kitty!

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ickplant@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world
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    Kitty wants a tiny human.

  • Gaja0@lemmy.zip
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    Cat more likely trying to disrupt intimacy through indirect protest.

  • mavu@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Someone wants babies, and it’s not you :D

  • TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    More like Freaky Kitty

  • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    kitty loved your partner, they want them to stay

  • rmuk@feddit.uk
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    The cat just wants a baby so it can sleep on it’s warm face.

  • Sturgist@lemmy.ca
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    We have to literally lock up the wife’s toys. Our little bastard has shredded more than one cardboard box to get at them. The first time we’d had no idea what happened to it. A month later I was doing a deep clean of the living room and found it under the couch. So we put it in a box in a cupboard. Two days later came home and there was cardboard all over the bedroom and he was curled up (edit: with the toy) in his cat tree hut looking very smug.

    Yes we clean them thoroughly after use. Yes he’s a bastard.

  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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    Why buy tuna flavoured??

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      Usually they end up that way afterwards.

  • ominous ocelot@leminal.space
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    The thumb, does it hurt? ;)

    • UnrepentantAlgebra@lemmy.world
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      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitchhiker's_thumb

      Estimated 25% of people have it in the US. And unless you also have some other hyper mobility disorder, it just feels like normal thumb movement.

    • SpikesOtherDog@ani.social
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      My thumb is like that. It is my normal range of motion. Of all the limiters to be bypassed, this one is quite tame.

      • ominous ocelot@leminal.space
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        👍

      • GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world
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        Hitchhiker’s thumb

        • SpikesOtherDog@ani.social
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          Yep.

          Forgot it had a name.

  • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Cats really love latex for some reason.

    I’ve had a cat eat a used johnny from the bin

  • snoons@lemmy.ca
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    It’s Shinzo Abe’s reincarnation.

    • Lorem Ipsum dolor sit amet@lemmy.world
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  • hypeerror@sh.itjust.works
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    Sorry <intimate partner> kitty wants it raw.

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      Kitty, grabbing the camera: yes, just like that. I mean, meooooow…

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    You’re lucky the foil pouches held up, those things could cause an obstruction if he ate them. It looks like they were just irresistibly chompy.

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    I mean… At least you noticed before using them 😅

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      No, these are perforated for something something pleasure

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    Make baby, not war.

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