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Duke Nukem would 100% murder the shit out of Trump.
The Duke is a successful businessman for one, women actually want to be with him and, most important, he is not a fucking pedo.
He does not have time to play with himself.
Nuke Dukem
Duke Deuce’Em
I’m not very familiar with this character, but I’m guessing that Duke Nukem would only go to Epstein Island once.
And the only ones coming back would be him and the victims he rescued.
And after that… “Call me Santa, because I have a list and I’m checking it twice… except no one on here is any bit nice.”
Don’t fucking insult the king Duke nukem
From the classic internet - Ventrilo Harassment:
That whole series haha.
Awww dude 4 str 4 stam leather belt? AAHH huh huh.
to get people to stop paying attention to the epstein files suddenly coming in “batches”
If only he was half as cool as the duke.
Duke Poop’em is heinous lol
Yo did anyone notice the code word “I hear”? As soon as he said it everyone knew “oh god the president is shidding himself RIGHT NOW”… and then he said it again and held bros hand looked deeply into his eyes and bro looked back at him as if to say “yes Mr president, let’s get you to the changing room!”
I thought it was the lady scratching under her nose. Seemed like she was trying to convey that it’s gonna be smelly.
I now want a mod for the game that will make it Duke Poop’Em with actual clips of his dumbest quotes.
hell, make some up with AI and mix them in there too. nobody will be able to tell.
i enjoyed the image, but then reading duke poopem got me. thank for the laugh
Dook*
Declarations. Executive orders. Not bills.
Bills create law. He ain’t doing that. Most of what he does is not legal.
executive orders are still law, they just carry less weight than legislative writ. it’s complicated.
I hate to be the Akshually guy but they’re truly not laws. They’re directives for the federal agencies under the control of the executive branch. They have the " force of law " (assuming they’re aligned with the constitutional authority of the president) but they’re not laws.
They don’t create crimes, do budgets, or override congress.
if something has the force of law, it’s a law analogue and you’re arguing sophistry.
law is the profession of specifics… it’s not sophistry; it’s technicality
just like trump is not a convicted rapist: he was convicted of sexual assault
excuse me the entire practice of law is sophistry i almost married a lawyer i should know.
the law is not intended to deceive. the words are complex by necessity, but complexity is not sophistry
i think i see the problem. i think you’re an Aussie. in your legal system that might actually be true. i’m in statesia. in a past life i wrote a few entries in the Code of Federal Regulations, if that gives you some guess to the quality of the thinking in there. looking for sense in the government is the quickest path to insanity
We gonna find out but they’ve also just straight up stolen cash from the government so its gonna be fun*, fam.
*fun as in lets cut the wire on a bomb and hope we successfully defused it.
I’m not though. They’re truly different things and I promise I’m not arguing in bad faith.
The differences I mentioned are material, especially that an executive order cannot arbitrarily criminalize something.
i think it’s that we’re arguing from different perspectives. for most people, a law is a regulation is a procedure is an executive order. they all carry about the same weight. when you actually deal with legal specifics the differences matter but to most folk they’re cinnamon rolls.
Sign Bill’s what?
