Stay out of my agenda, tsunami

I read it takes 30 seconds of good hug for the body to release endorphins.

Google en kingsant

I’m gonna do it

My paranoia is 95% sure we narrowly avoided some enforcement in northern California while driving home the other weekend (which thank the gods we avoided it, I lost my ID. Found it this morning, but it was a nervous day. It could have been a cheap tropical vacation) in the middle of the night. they closed off several of the major arteries out of one of the major metro areas I live near the other weekend. There is enough plausible deniability to claim it was construction, but we got out by taking the back roads that follow the river out, the ones you’ve gotta be a 20 year local to know about because some of the gravel bits aren’t on gps. You know, one of those detours that makes the wife nervous that both you and the gps are getting her lost so you put on some banjo music to complete the ambiance.

I think this was star wars attack of the clones the episode where they did war crimes

Correct. Just the farms are

That church, communion was water

i grew up in a society where children thought a single sip of beer made you an alcoholic. what’s appropriate, what’s safe, and what’s legal are very different things.

thank you for the economics lesson i was gettin ready

what is six times nine

I’m always ready to rock

Time to splash the father

I’m very fortunate our local discount grocery sells fresh pizza dough.

Did they make it the pope?

I mean, how else am I gonna get toothpaste

No they have to wait it’s a space law

Does he even have eyelids

My wife forgot her phone the other day. I text her “hey, I found your phone” and then think a few minutes about why i should find better things to do

Shouldn’t use because of the lead powder