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i don’t know bout anybody else, but when i think about the advertising space i touch myself

wow what’s it like living with two anopias?

you aren’t social mediaing right unless it makes you bleed

i’ve met too many physicians to agree with your analysis of them

The trick is to put it in a prescription bottle

Don’t forget cabbage

Didn’t warn me I was getting a Dear Penthouse letter

I won’t tell if you won’t

because he’s never heard of new mexico

I want to try the pineapples you’re getting. Ours are sweet, but that’s about it.

Botanically is there such thing as a “vegetable”?

i thought that was just my tinnitus, but you’re right

i gotchu. i’m just racist against geese is what i’m trying to say

sometimes you gotta protect your jibblies while seated and also use your hands for i dunno, work or something boring. if i analyze my posture honestly, i’m half-sitting on my coinpurse when I do that.

Familiarize yourself with the OSS manual on subtle sabotage

Same. It was always intentional.

That’s the secret. They’re all the worst goose.