is that what they call jacking on to the matrix?

I can feel that’s going to be tonight. This morning’s gig was one of the better one I’ve had in years. I’m going to be riding this high for a while. Tonight that means very little sleep.

Next, midnight salsa and midnight ice cream

What happens if only one of the robits gets a roberection? Is that gay enough I don’t know how the cybersex is supposed to work my great aunt warned me about people like me

I mean, you dated him.

Same reason I don’t think that highly of my exes

This specifically? Nope. My dreams are far bigger. I had dune buggies

Godsdammit my violet08 is leaking acid salts again. Accidentally left the batteries in her for a year again.

I make a joke about the similarity between French “to bathe” and Statesian “antiquated vagina bathing device, also those politicians you don’t like”. I never said it was a good joke.

egg sweaters!

oh gods she wasn’t from upwind by the plant was she

Krasnov:

i think one of the defining characteristics of their magic underwear is that it doesn’t fit

a french shower?

no dessicated bird are you new

at least a little, at first. like one would control a river if they were at a lever, and pulling that lever would stop the river from killing five blind toothless orphans with no toes (the river was going to club them like baby seals. and not going to be kind about it either the river is a real dick about it so please dear sentient pull that lever)

i used to read the idaho baby name roundup. the problem with tragedeigh is it never had enough Ys

how about myssgnohmehrs or something like that idk. I’m not entirely familiar with the history but using a real name (idk if tragdeigh is some poor child’s) is in poor taste

that was a fun urban legend to will into reality. those zoobies will not do anything

i thought that meant limbo contests