The title is missing a “wink”

AH so he was the lone bad guy on the island then? Everyone else was there for a nice tan? That makes perfect sense.

So the story we’re going with is that an innocent man was imprisoned, then killed himself on your watch

The rich investigated themselves and what do you know, they’re innocent!

TheOnion out of a job…

So that’s that, then.

thanks FBI, good work.

“He was just the main customer of the actual sex trafficking ring”