Ah well, then it’s okay he was running a sex trafficking ring…?
Also, mid 2019, colourised:
i pretty sure kash patel cant look straight ahead since the evidence is in front of him, just look at his eyes.
That dude is so walleyed that when he cries it runs down his back.
Federal Bureau of Ingratiation
These people have no choice now, they’ll do anything to protect him because they know it’s all over when he goes down.
“It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it.”
H.L. Mencken“Nothing to see here! Move along, move along! Nothing to see here!”
Fuck the FBI
“We have investigated ourselves and found no evidence of wrongdoing”
Strictly speaking he was running a blackmail ring to gather Kompromat
So they’re shitty at investigations, but we already knew that.
Other than the overwhelming preponderance of evidence, there’s little reason to suspect him.
Does this just mean that he wasn’t doing it on behalf of anyone? But everything else is still the same?
He it was still sex trafficking and powerful men bought them. But Epstein didn’t have a boss or anything?
Why is it that all the referenced interviews and investigations occurred in 2019 or 2025 but nowhere in between?
Right, good one guys! I had to double check this wasn’t the onion. It’s stuff like this that makes satire hard to sell nowadays.
Nothing inspires faith like the conspiracy podcaster crazy eyes fbi boss. Totally legit conclusion they came to right after they raided the election office in Fulton County Georgia to rehash the president’s conspiracy theories about the 2020 election that he failed at stealing.
