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PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world to Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

It counts as a workout

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PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world to Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • runsmooth@kopitalk.net
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    I went back to springs, the mattress is no joke heavy.

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    Yeah, but can you fold em after a wash?

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      I actually finally learned how to do this at 42 years of age, and I was so happy. Problem is now I can’t tell a normal sheet from a fitted sheet when they’re folded.

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      Fold in half > nest the pockets > fold into quarters > nest the pockets > flatten out as much wrinkling from the pocket as possible> fold rest of way like a flat sheet

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        Look like a praying monk while doing all of that lol…!

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      So you grab the elastic part and shake it out by that. Then try to find the seem. The fold it once or twice, now you roll and ball the rest of it up and cram it in the cabinet before it unrolls.

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        deleted by creator

  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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    Especially if the bed’s in a corner and you’re too short to reach

  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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    Lost ya drawers

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    Why is SpongeBob naked with shoes on?

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    That wasn’t a fitted sheet, it was your pants!

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    Especially if you’re using those suspender strap clips that you need to lift up the mattress for to clip them on. I feel ya.

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