After a rash of breakins, amongst calls to do something about it, we reached out to known home invader Butch Stealsalot for his opinion, Butch? “Thanks Tina. Actually, I think we should be seeing more breakins, honestly. These teach us to be extra vigilant at all times, never leave our valuables exposed, and at the end of the day, drives capitalism forward. The apparatus that we pay for, insurance, can activate and replace the cataloged items missing, thus keeping the flow of goods in a healthy space. These robbers are actually providing a major service to the country. Thank you.” Well there you have it folks, from the mouth of the expert on the matter. A little inconvenience goes a long way!