So-called "barely legal" pornography and content depicting sexual relationships between step-relatives are set to be banned amid efforts to regulate intimate image sharing.
The only porn that will be allowed is between heterosexual married couples. And no peeking under the covers you perv! And don’t forget the weekly renewal of your porn license!
Next up is sexual relations with neighbours, then friends and finally sexual relations altogether.
Thank a god we have people looking out for us! /s
The only porn that will be allowed is between heterosexual married couples. And no peeking under the covers you perv! And don’t forget the weekly renewal of your porn license!
Won’t someone rid us of those pesky lemon-stealing whores?