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3 panel comic. In the first panel, text on a blank background: “Guys, ass or boobs?”. In the second panel, two unphased-looking men answer, one with his arm over the other’s elbow: “Guys”, “Ass”. A voice coming from offscreen says “Personality!”. In the third panel, the men look at the woman who said this, who we can see. She looks at them with a U-shaped smile. She is wearing a cap with “I ❤️ BOOBS” and a shirt with “#1 BOOB ❤️”
This is when a colon is useful
Ok yeah I’m the girl on the right lol
feet + personality
the first one chose guys
I need more boobs in my life. I mean both me and my future partner.s
so like - personality and boob come bundled?..
no. They’re lying.
Chloe!!! <3 heyhi dear Chloe 🥕 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
hiiiiiii mariaaaa!!! ^w^ ^w^ 🧡
hmmmm chloé 🥕say, are u more of a coffee- or tea kinda person?
(ive been “getting into” tea recently >v< )
tbh i don’t drink either 😅
uuh, I guess im more of a juice person? :3
oh…,… but juice is sugary stuff.,… imean, yea… i get it…
what do u drink besides sugary kinda drinks?..
elbow
Love some good weenus
Knee and toe , knee and toe
Singular.
i won’t tell you which one
All right, then. Keep your secrets.
Love the missing Oxford Comma, implying ass and boobs are effectively one and the same option.
no, it’'s phrased as the question “ass or boobs” being asked to to “guys”
I thought so at first too, but then realised that “ass or boobs” being both predominantly female traits, excludes people who prefer guys, so it might genuinely be just a more inclusive form of the classic question
so it might genuinely be just a more inclusive form of the classic question
no, if this is what is meant then there is a grammatical error: “guys, tits, or ass?” would mean that, but “guys, tits or ass?” grammatically would mean, as i said, the question “ass or boobs” being asked to to “guys”.
oxford comma
Boobs? You mean front butts?
It’s a really good joke all around because the original sentence would be read as “asking all guys:” but the first response you read subverts that leading to the missing Oxford comma
10/10 would chuckle again
