Imagine fumbling so hard that you don’t get with a girl who is so into you that she wants you around while she’s dying of cancer.
This anon’s alright!
And not exactly alt-right!
*hoooh yeeeaah*
Threat Level: Alright
Not neccesarily alt-right
From Pepe on a peddling /pol/ siteHe’s a threat, a level
A level level threat
He’s the tamest 4channer
I’ve ever seen yetThreat level what? Alright
Threat level who? 4channer
Threat level why? Epstein files, gotta release 'em, peace I’m out!I was thinking of the song The Kids Are Alt-Right by Bad Religion, but this works too
Nice one! Take an updoot!
Ngl I thought this was going to be a really fucked up greentext as soon as I read the word “cancer”.
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Had me in the first half till I saw the username.
Ok, some downvotes are expected, but like 30 out of nowhere is a clear sign of a bot account. How petty and self-righteous can you be?
EDIT: Also, no one gets to view the original comment, or get to see the argument now. You don’t deserve it, nor will I ever be honest again.
Is this some fucked up online performance art?
Sometimes relationships just don’t work out?
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I did not expect anything wholesome from this c/…
Can confirm. Am bassist for Northstar.
I gotta admit, I like wholesome greentexts
Wholesome? Or mushy?
Fake: anon had a girlfriend
Gay: anon had dated someone who had sex with a man
I seriously don’t get what’s fun about this nihilism and gay-shaming.
It’s just a running joke for greentexts to call them “fake and gay”, which became having to come up with some justification to attach both labels to the story instead of just saying it is. This is completely regardless of what the greentext actually consists of.
The more you have to stretch to make the labels fit, the funnier it is.
Yeah, and I find it funny precisely because of the stretching to make the labels — it makes it feel like it’s making fun of people who would unironically call things fake and gay in a manner that was nihilistic and homophobic.
It’s similar to how I hate the “git gud” gatekeeping that can be quite prominent amongst fans of games like Dark Souls. However, I take great joy in saying “git gud” in a context where it’s patently absurd, like when my housemate arrives home completely drenched from torrential rain. It turns the joke back on the gatekeepy rhetoric
“Sorry Im late, the bridge collapsed and I had to take an alternate route”
“Skill issue tbh”
I used to behave this way, but people took me seriously every time. Like saying Veterans should die off, because they are no longer of use (as criticism to our way of seeing humans as expendable) and I became very hated for this.
Genuine question.
Can you see how that is not an obvious absurdist extreme and just sounds like an extreme position that would upset people?
I was not an adult, and rather troubled. I coped in very poor ways.
Ok. Well recognition is a huge hill to overcome. But coping with humor isn’t always bad, communication is a skill that comes with and requires practice.
I hope you find out how to be you while not feeling like you are pushing people away.
Surprisingly touching, thanks for sharing
My ex from 16 years ago (16 year olds) wished me happy birthday the other week. Was weird we’re both married with kids and never speak at all
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why is it weird? I do that too.
Because you’re weird
Because you’re weird
i learn nothing from this
You weren’t supposed to because it’s a joke.
She’s DTF
(Doing The Friendship)
Fuck man, i was not ready
Gay: didn’t wish for a blowjob, fake: she probably thinks of him too.
fug where is the funny!?! 😭
Thank you, Anon.
