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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Anon is a scientist

sh.itjust.works

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Anon is a scientist

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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    During a visit, my mother’s and my dog ate some chocolate cake that the wind blew off a table. We notice it in 10-15 mins, vet said just bring them in to induce vomiting. We did that, they got an injection each, and vomited out everything soon.

    In practice, vets want to take no risks by calculaing/guessing exact cocoa content, the best is just to have them vomit as soon as you can.

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      Which you can do at home if you need to with an eyedropper of Hydrogen Peroxide.

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      How does the wind blow a cake off the table?

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        Paper plates can act like sails, especially if the slice isn’t that huge

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        Never been to north Dakota eh?

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      And then pat their heads afterwards 🐶

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        Then give them a treat.

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