Baby giraffes would actually be an upgrade from what it really consumes because at least we would exhaust the supply quickly and be done with it.

Off topic: I am now nostalgic for Geraffes are so dumb. I looked it up and that dates from 2009. How could it be so long ago?

Well… Will it at least work if we feed it 11 babies a day?

Hmmm I suppose but you wouldn’t see any meaningful performance increase.

Sold!

“But it tells you you’re insightful for asking”

“We gat paid for quantity, not quality, dumbass”

“in fact it’s wrong so often you have to double check its’ answers everytime”